Hollywood vs.The Hospital

Okay, so if BuzzFeed writer Jack Moore can get staffed on the Fox show US & THEM simply by pitching modern day Seinfeld stories via his @seinfeldtoday, maybe I can star in my own life story about the characters who surround me…

Evie Stewart Meets @ERtoday

What If…

• Abby Lockhart’s mom goes off her meds and lands in the ER, but escapes with Evie to Barneys to binge shop before Abby cancels the credit card?
• Dr. Rasgotra secretly signs her niece Mira up for OK Cupid, but when even the nerds think the good-karma volunteer is too nerdy, it’s “Evie to the rescue” with an emergency makeover?
• Kerry Weaver decides she’s bi when Tyrell’s teasing tempts her till Evie puts the kibosh on the twisted tryst, reminding Ty that family comes first?
• When Evie declines Dr. Romano’s invite to dinner, he forces her to chaperone him as he performs a pelvic exam on her frenemy, Briana — resulting in a surprise twist for the unlikely trio?
• Uncharacteristically Dr. Adam flies into a jealous rage when George Clooney invites Evie to rendezvous with him in Lake Como, but when her court-ordered community service prevents it, Clooney invites Adam to his villa instead?

Yeah, yeah, so maybe I’ve lived in L.A. too long (my whole life) and maybe it’s a completely crazy idea (I have millions) — but when you’ve been out of work as long as I have, you’ve gotta look for the funny whenever possible in the box, out of the box, wherever…

who just wants to work!

(I’m starting to get it, Mom…)