Will is such an ass he thinks it’s funny, but in less than 24 hours, I’ve managed to get a career’s worth of
I think I’m keeping the sucking tabloids in business…
What, the trades need a bailout so they gotta target me?!
Hell, the Calendar section — Nikki Finke — Perez Hilton — !?!
O! M! G!
Could we get a little stock market crash or tsunami or asteroid attack
— to get the 24 hour news cycle off me?!
“Breaking News” and it’s MY CAREER THAT’S BREAKING!!!
It’s in/sane… No phone, no going outside, Josh says to stay away from the windows, I hope dad doesn’t… oh god…– and screw TV, I’m unplugging everything, cuz this Google Alerts experiment is going crazy with the news…
KILL… ME.. NOW…