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2021 will be better… it must!

Since this year is different from all other years (except maybe 1918) here are 5 superstitious ways to welcome in 2021.

1. OPEN YOUR PANTI DRAWER —

Normally there are many considerations as you select your 12/31 panties. Even though red is for passion and pink is for love, tonight BLUE is the clear choice.

BLUE panties bring GOOD HEALTH, and that’s the #1 need for ourselves, our loved ones, our country and our world. So get out your blue panties to parrr-ty — alone, or with someone in your bubble. (I know, I know, it feels depressing, but guys — next year will be better.)

2. GRAB A SUITCASE —

After we get through the contagiousness of Covid, we’ll all need to get away. Tonight at midnight, lug a piece of luggage around the block. Make sure it’s packed with your needs for a dream vacay. (Let’s plan it! Woo-hoo!)

3. GATHER-UP YOUR COINS — 

Spread coins all around your house so money will come your way all year around (obviously you’ll have some money when you clean the house, haha.) Some cultures suggest leaving coins on window sills. Take no chances. Leave coins everywhere, just in case.

4. LEAN A CHAIR AGAINST THE WALL — 

Climb a chair 12 times and you’ll find a boyfriend or girlfriend next year. Do it CAREFULLY. (It’s not a good time check into the ER after a chair climbing accident.)

5. SET YOUR PHONE ALARM FOR MIDNIGHT —

At midnight open all of the doors to let out the old year. Guys, we’ve gotta do this one in mass. (Getting rid of 2021 is the most important thing we can do tonight!)

Hoping you all have a happier, healthier, safer, calmer, free-r 2021. Fingers crossed! xo/evie.