Posts Tagged ‘sucks’

VOLUNTEER TRAINING… (I Never Volunteered For!)

this manual is giving me nightmares already

this manual is giving me nightmares already

Stuck all day sitting in this stuffy fluorescent hospital classroom for 8+ hours, drinking burnt coffee, listening to this over-the-top pep talk by the hospital volunteer supervisor, Charlayne who’s beyond gung and way too ho.

She started the volunteer program at GLAM (made sure we know we can’t evah call it that) and she’s very very very (yes very) passionate about it.

We sat forever and my butt bones still hurt from that chair.  Read the rest of this entry »

Patrick Swayze’s Final Bow

So sad to read about Patrick Swayze on Twitter.

I was going to post about how I’ll never get to work with him, but when I started to type I realized how small that is… and it got me really thinking. His challenge was so enormous and he was extraordinarily brave. And strong, when he must have felt so weak. Helps put things into perspective… he wasn’t just acting, but it was a remarkable performance.

I guess no one knows if they’re courageous til they’re put to the test.

He gets an A+++.

Thank you, RIP.

Patrick Swayze - not just a pretty face

Patrick Swayze – not just a pretty face

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How To Get That Part —

–that you’re just perfect for?

Don’t do what I do.

this is worse than the casting couch!

this is worse than the Hollywood casting couch!

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The only part I get all summer is my worst nightmare. I don’t want it, I’m not going to be any good at it, I hate just thinking about it.

Can’t I just pass?

Seriously, ANYTHING but a hospital.
I get it, community service, fine.
Trash pick-up, food service, crossing-guard, whatever.

JUST NOT THE E.R.! Read the rest of this entry »

Community Service Recasts Me

Volunteering is great.  For some people.

But this is really messed up.
It wasn’t even my idea.
And it’s my career that gets hurt.

Just because of some sleeze and a slow news day, I’m screwed.

judge who killed my career she looked like this, only not

lady judge who killed my career looked like this, only not

I’m probably not allowed to say anything about the judge but I know when I’m being used as an example and she did and this sucks. I got hard time.

Read the rest of this entry »

Busted

TMZ saves me the trouble of telling all the details…

Thanks to the paparazzi my career has been CANCELLED.

Pulled before it even aired.

Pathetic.

Sad.

Not Funny.

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I HATE Google Alerts

Will is such an ass he thinks it’s funny, but in less than 24 hours, I’ve managed to get a career’s worth of

bad press.

I think I’m keeping the sucking tabloids in business…

What, the trades need a bailout so they gotta target me?!

Hell, the Calendar section — Nikki Finke — Perez Hilton — !?!

O! M! G!

Could we get a little stock market crash or tsunami or asteroid attack

please!

— to get the 24 hour news cycle off me?!

“Breaking News” and it’s MY CAREER THAT’S BREAKING!!!

It’s in/sane… No phone, no going outside, Josh says to stay away from the windows, I hope dad doesn’t… oh god…– and screw TV, I’m unplugging everything, cuz this Google Alerts experiment is going crazy with the news…

KILL…  ME..  NOW…

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I’M A SLAVE IN E.R.!
Sentenced to volunteer at Greater L.A. Medical (GLAM!) Hospital... I'm on-call in my worst nightmare -- ?!
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