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My number's missing zeroes

My Facebook Fan Page

Makes me feel a little– Read the rest of this entry »

Problem or Possibility?

I have this recurring N I G H T M A R E.

I’m alone in a stark, white room with no windows, no doors. Read the rest of this entry »

we all have to watch it

I’m on the phone with Josh, talking about potential projects and somehow the conversation seamlessly shifts to —

The LATEST DIET CRAZE he’s thinking of trying, so he can deal with–

The Holidays

(Ahem,  Josh check the date … Read the rest of this entry »

Fragile Finances

So I’ve REALLY been good. I actually put my Visa in a drawer, so I wouldn’t be tempted.

And, since  I’m still looking for a job, the only charges I’m allowing on my monthly statement are:

• Bodies in Motion dues
• iTunes
• Netflix

After a long day at the ER I can’t wait to…. Read the rest of this entry »

BUMMER.

Beemer got a boo-boo and I’m bugged.

SO my whole day gets rearranged for a bumper bust-up. Ugh.

(No wonder… it’s Friday the 13th. Double ugh!)

Being an actor in L.A. changes your take on seasons.  (Yes, we have seasons.) And heat waves in September messes with your head as much as your closet. Like my worst nightmare, summer ends, but it’s still going on.

It seems like just the other day my hair colorist was asking me what my “summer plans” were. I also vaguely remember having that conversation with every person I came into contact with for the next few weeks– baristas at Starbucks aka my extended family, the woman who dyes my eyelashes blacker, my old trainer at the gym… they all wanted to know what big summer plans I had in store. At the time, not only did I have a big summer lined up, but I brushed it off and said “oh is it summer? I didn’t even realize…”

why does writing about summer basically sound like I'm going to commit suicide?

Where’d it go?

Now I’m having very similar conversations everywhere, except it’s “how was your summer?” Well the answer to that is “I don’t celebrate summer anymore.” My life is such a Read the rest of this entry »

So things have been pretty slow lately. Few auditions. Even fewer that are actually projects I’d want to be part of. I spent the last few days agonizing over a script someone at my agency sent me that I thought was quite possibly one of the worst scripts I’d ever read. Here’s a picture of it:

relax - it's soap!

The idea of going to Arizona to shoot this movie… Well, let’s just say there were tears shed. And more tears, and then a massive headache. And ultimately once I encouraged (begged) Josh to actually read the script, he agreed that the whole thing was stupid and it went straight into the trash.

Times like this call for small pleasures.

Things I can turn to for distraction from these trivial problems that haunt my every waking minute.

Here’s my top ten small things that bring me great pleasure when I need a break from my madness… Read the rest of this entry »