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Seems like the world is made of two kinds of people: bright side and dark side. Tonight in the ER, I helped my bright side friend through a dark moment and discovered my “half-fullness” in the process. Keep reading Half-Full vs. Half-Empty

Talk about feeling the pain in unexpected places, I felt SO bad for the Teen Guy and his Girlfriend who came in with cuts (ahem!) everywhere. Ouch! Keep reading Love Hurts: ER Drama

I’m totally freaking out because my agent decided I needed a Facebook Fan Page at the lowest point of my career. Keep reading Facebook Fan Page = Bad Timing?

I keep having the same dream where I’m stuck in a white room, hearing my supervisor’s voice “Remember the P’s,”(Purell, Post-its, Politeness). But the real nightmare is the Private Physician who’s Paranoid about Privacy. Those are the P’s I can’t seem to forget. Keep reading Minding Your P's and Q's

Everyone in L.A. is so warped about Preparation Dieting for the Holidays. Even my agent is worried about looking good. Holidays have a way of sabotaging my fitness goals on a regular basis. And to make things worse, on Holidays the gyms are closed, so it’s a double whammy! Keep reading Holidays Make Me Feel Fat

Just when my finances cannot be strained any further I find out that someone else is using my credit card and it is NOT okay. Keep reading My Credit Card Gets More Action Than I Do!

BUMMER.

Beemer got a boo-boo and I’m bugged.

SO my whole day gets rearranged for a bumper bust-up. Ugh.

(No wonder… it’s Friday the 13th. Double ugh!)… Keep reading NOT the funny thought of the day