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It’s Monday again and I’m just wondering how many lessons I’ll need to learn to move up in the school of life. Keep reading Monday Morning: Being Human

Seems like the world is made of two kinds of people: bright side and dark side. Tonight in the ER, I helped my bright side friend through a dark moment and discovered my “half-fullness” in the process. Keep reading Half-Full vs. Half-Empty

Talk about feeling the pain in unexpected places, I felt SO bad for the Teen Guy and his Girlfriend who came in with cuts (ahem!) everywhere. Ouch! Keep reading Love Hurts: ER Drama

I’m totally freaking out because my agent decided I needed a Facebook Fan Page at the lowest point of my career. Keep reading Facebook Fan Page = Bad Timing?

I keep having the same dream where I’m stuck in a white room, hearing my supervisor’s voice “Remember the P’s,”(Purell, Post-its, Politeness). But the real nightmare is the Private Physician who’s Paranoid about Privacy. Those are the P’s I can’t seem to forget. Keep reading Minding Your P's and Q's

Everyone in L.A. is so warped about Preparation Dieting for the Holidays. Even my agent is worried about looking good. Holidays have a way of sabotaging my fitness goals on a regular basis. And to make things worse, on Holidays the gyms are closed, so it’s a double whammy! Keep reading Holidays Make Me Feel Fat

Just when my finances cannot be strained any further I find out that someone else is using my credit card and it is NOT okay. Keep reading My Credit Card Gets More Action Than I Do!

BUMMER.

Beemer got a boo-boo and I’m bugged.

SO my whole day gets rearranged for a bumper bust-up. Ugh.

(No wonder… it’s Friday the 13th. Double ugh!)… Keep reading NOT the funny thought of the day

Summer’s over (even in Los Angeles, at some point) and I’m not sure what I have to show for it, even with a hit movie out… how to confess and answer “what I did last summer”? Keep reading Los Angeles: Endless Summer

When auditions are slow &I get only crappy scripts, I need distractions to keep life fun. Here’s my favorite links of great stuff that keeps me feeling better about everything. Including my great blip.fm playlist. Keep reading Audition Recession ~or~ Top 10 Distractions

Stuck all day sitting in this stuffy fluorescent hospital classroom for 8+ hours, drinking burnt coffee, listening to this over-the-top pep talk by the hospital volunteer supervisor, Charlayne who’s beyond gung and way too ho. Keep reading VOLUNTEER TRAINING... (I Never Volunteered For!)

So sad to read about Patrick Swayze on Twitter. I was going to post about how I’ll never get to work with him, but when I started to type I realized how small that is… and it got me really thinking… how big he was. Keep reading Patrick Swayze's Final Bow

–that you’re just perfect for? Don’t do what I did. My big movie comes out and the only part I get next is my worst nightmare. Punished with community service, fine. Trash pick-up, food service, crossing-guard, whatever. But not this! Keep reading How To Get That Part --

Mix one actress with scummy paparazzi, a harsh Judge & a day in an L.A. courtroom and you get my worst nightmare. I’m not allowed to say anything about the Judge but I know when I’m being used as a Hollywood celebrity example and this sucks. Keep reading Community Service Recasts Me

TMZ saves me the trouble of telling all of Hollywood and the world the details… Thanks to the paparazzi my career has been CANCELED. Shut down. Pulled before it even aired. Hard to find the funny in this disaster… Keep reading Busted

This is killing me! I’m keeping the sucking tabloids in business… What, the trades gotta target me?! Hell, the Calendar section — Nikki Finke — Perez Hilton — !?! I’m dying here! Keep reading I HATE Google Alerts