Feel-good movie of the year?

I’m getting used to how co-starring in this movie is changing my life and —

— I’M LOVING IT!!!

I cannot believe how cool it is to be…

recognized on the street

asked for my autograph

picked up by a limo for meetings

taken to the best stores by my very own stylist (she does Megan, too)

interviewed by some of my favorite magazines

invited to amazing parties

able to write off basically everything

and get…

freebies ­ so brands can say that I have them (love you guys!)

free memberships at any gym or spa I want

consults with the most expensive hair stars (I’ll never leave Niles though)

the special table at Katsuya and Craft and nine-thirty and —

goodie baskets from all the studio heads  — even if I don’t know who they are (yet.)

if you INSIST I shop on Rodeo Drive, okay!

if you INSIST I shop on Rodeo Drive, okay!

Basically I get sucked up to like I was Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

Good Times.

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What do you think?

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