A Typical Sunday Night in the ER
Yikes!
OMG! Welcome to my —
N I G H T M A R E !
It’s an EMERGENCY SITUATION
Tonight in Triage —
- A high maintenance celeb panic-attacking
- A screamy-meemy breaking my eardrums
- A flu-inflicted boy leaving a very gaseous trail
- A foreigner with his infected toe oozing out of his socks
- A moany mommy in labor with a freaked-out baby daddy
- A hungry homeless man begging for a hot meal
- An oldie-but-definitely-not-goodie barfing
- A super cute paramedic rolling in a bloody GSW
- A cocky gynecologist making me chaperone his pelvic exam (Euuu!)
- A bitchy resident making it her job to torture me
- Charlayne, my supervisor giving me the evil eye
I thought I’d gotten better about handling things, but gross bodily fluids don’t work for me.
Get me some wine and a midnight yoga class, stat!
CODE whatever!
Just get me outta there!
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