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Follow Your Instincts

Evie... — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 07:01:23 +0000

make a choice and own it!

Are you in a CREATIVE profession? Are there TOO MANY VOICES in your head? How do you know who’s right and who’s wrong?

Trouble is you don’t. Why? Because–

Creative Expression is SUBJECTIVE.

Some people “get you” and some people don’t.
Actors, Writers, Musicians, Directors and Stand-up Comics–
have highs and lows depending on how well their–

last film did at box office -
their last TV show placed in the Nielsen Ratings -
their last gig…

Whatever IT was, IT became the new measurement on the — STARMETER OF LIFE.

PRESSURE? You bet! Especially when there are SO many effing cooks on every creative project.

Chances are if you’re good at what you do and you’re making money at it, there are moments when your Confidence is MIA!

One of the worst things we can do when we suffer from “Insecurititis” (ultra contagious, especially for Actors) is to ask too many people for their OPINIONS.

Go ahead, ask ten people to tell you their favorite film, TV show, song, artist or play and odds are you’ll get different answers. It all depends on taste. Some people think gross-out comedy is the be-all-end-all, but some people are repelled by it. Romantics love romcoms, but others find them more torturous than a horror movie. Speaking of horror movies, I don’t care how well they do, when my agent tries to get me to audition for one, I pass. It’s wayyy to scary to put myself in that world!

I’ve learned to listen to my own voice. Especially when other people’s opinions are different from each other’s.

Acting Classes and Acting Coaches are great,

but too many at the same time can be confusing. I’ve picked the one coach who gets me and who I get. We both have the same goal (which is for me to get a job STAT!) And I’m keeping her a secret for obvious reasons (starting with my “insecurititis” ahaha!)

Everyone has an opinion, but that doesn’t mean he|she should give advice. When my agent Josh starts talking to me about what I should wear in an audition, I look at what he wears and what I wear and I say to myself,

Um Evie — trust your own instincts.

In the end you need to listen to your own voice, right? Otherwise you’ll be blaming everyone else for the wrong choices they made for you. And that’s NOT funny.

When did you last trust your instincts? Happy with the results?

What about when you didn’t? How’d that work out for you?

(share in the comments)

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Want it? Be it!

Evie... — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 07:01:02 +0000

what are you tempted to try?

Searching for AWESOMENESS?

Be AWESOME!

Not just today -

EVERY DAY!

Want a change?

Mix things up.

Need more passion?
(Put your heart in it!)

Want more glitter?
(Sparkle plenty!)

Can’t hear the music?
(Sing soulfully!)

Feeling off?
(Find your rhythm!)

Out of touch?
(Help anyone!)

A different perspective?
(Wear rosey shades!)

World too discombulated?
(Feng Shui your life!)

(How will you mix things up to get that change you want? Share in the comments)

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Go For The Dream

Evie... — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 07:20:25 +0000

Oh yeah!

There’s no time like NOW.

Man up!
Go for it!
Dive right in!
Face your fears!
Live out loud!

Think out-of-boxish. I’m going to. Tomorrow. In my blog.
(Check it out. Wish me luck. Fingers crossed.)

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?

If I can, you can–

What are YOU going to do this week to make your dreams come true?

Come on — Make it happen! Whole heart in! Empower yourself!

DOERS UNITE –
(Say in the comments what you plan to do & then do it! K? )

Hey– G O O D L U C K !

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HOTLINKS FOR ACTORS

Evie... — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:34:38 +0000

I’ve decided to “Act” like I’m organized by updating my–
Best of L.A. and Hotlinks pages.

Since I started with some of my I Love L.A. additions–
I guess this is PART TWO of my –

Updating Everything Plan

This list focuses on the needs of Actors, because Actors need all the help we can get, right?

So if you’re ready and set for some action, try some of these –

HOT LINKS: ACTOR RESOURCES in alphabetical order

a & i photographic services – isgo lepejian

backstage.com

committed impulse with josh pais

conrad allan

cynopsis.com

h cdonline.com

hollywoodreporter.com

lesly kahn

strategy coaching with shawn tolleson

stepphenwolf west

tvtracker.com

ucb theater

ute ville

variety.com

wilder brothers recording studio

(Got some hotlinks to add? Please tell about them in the comments.)

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HOT IN CLEVELAND: funny find!

Evie... — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 04:30:55 +0000

Hotties

On the home page of IMDB Pro right now is a picture of Betty White with the heading –

“HOT IN CLEVELAND is TV Land’s most –watched ever.”

Imagine – FOUR WOMEN (the youngest of which is 49) who in one show manage to bring in –

THE MOST FANS of TV Land’s History!

Four Actresses whose total ages add up to: 246!

Seriously this is HUGE news in a world where actresses like me start to worry when we’re barely on the wrong side of quarter-life.

Even though I had no idea what channel TV Land was on (thank god for Tivo!) I watched “HOT IN CLEVELAND” last night to see four sitcom legends (all previously on mega-networks) do something out-of-the-box and in-the-box at the very same time.

And BTW, they were – AWESOME!

HOT IN CLEVELAND may be pure sitcom but it manages to–
NOT feel outdated.

The jokes are modern–
but not dumb-funny,
or potty-humor funny,
or trying-too-hard funny
just– FEEL GOOD FUNNY

KUDOS to–
Jane Leeves, Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick and Betty White!

You ladies are–

HOT and HILARIOUS.

Way to go super-smarty producer Sean Hayes! Bet you’re laughing all the way to the bank. (And you managed to make TV news that rivals the Lakers’ big win and Roberto and Ali flying through the air in LION KING!)

Interestingly, HOT IN CLEVELAND is now the hottest show in TV Land’s history. How cool is that!?

(How hot do you plan to be when you’re hovering around the half-century mark? Share in the comments.)

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Film Faves: Currently Speaking

Evie... — Fri, 21 May 2010 16:15:26 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHz31KjHAIM

My film faves (like all my faves) are always changing. I suppose I’m a work in progress. (Big shock, right?)

Anyway, here’s a list of some that quickly come to mind, in no particular order btw. I added a couple of my Mom’s faves like “Splendor in the Grass” (she was a sucker for Warren Beatty) and “Breakfast at Tiffany’s (who doesn’t love Holly?) and “Big Chill” (You Can’t Always Get What You Want“) for my Dad.

But as for the videos, I just had to include two of my

all-time hands-down faves…

The Royal Tenenbaums

500 Days of Summer

I’m sure I’ll think of more as soon as I push “publish.”

Up In The Air
Hurt Locker
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Sex and the City
He Said, She Said
Funny People
I Love You, Man
The Hangover
Slumdog Millionaire
Vicky Christina Barcelona
The Dark Knight
Doubt
Milk
The Visitor
He’s Just Not That Into You
Two Lovers
Where the Wild Things Are
Lost in Translation
Waiting for Guffman
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Almost Famous
Stealing Beauty
Annie Hall
Amelie
The Savages
Sex and Lucia
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original)
The Wizard of Oz
Annie Hall
Butterflies Are Free
Splendor in The Grass
The Big Chill
You Can Count on Me
Wonder Boys
The Queen
King of Kong
City Island
Donnie Darko
Good Will Hunting
The Devil Wears Prada
Four Weddings and a Funeral
Meet The Parents
Little Miss Sunshine
Juno
Pretty Woman
to be continued…

From RT:
Eli: I’m not in love with you any more.
Margot: I didn’t know that you ever were.
Eli: Let’s not make this any more difficult than it already is.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl6FbeoXeHQ

(What are your film faves and why? Share in the comments)

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Hollywood Flip: Staying Focused

Evie... — Mon, 10 May 2010 18:47:40 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQTFsbS013Y

Pilot Season for me was a BIG disappointment and I have to admit, a new low point, but picking myself up and reaching for the top is what acting’s all about (or so they say, whoever “they” are.)

There’s nothing quite like getting out in nature and breathing in the fresh air to remind me there’s a big world out there and I shouldn’t be afraid to explore it. It’s all about “acting” positive, right?

It’s like my Dad always says about a pebble. If you hold it up to your eye, it looks really big — like a boulder — but if you throw it as far as you can, it just becomes a small grain of sand.

Hope is Always in the Big Picture

My 2010 Pilot Season Pebble is already looking smaller to me. The good thing about acting is that there’s always something around the corner. After the Upfronts this month, auditions start up again with recasts. Yay – hope…

My HD Mino Flip Camera keeps reminding me --

It’s all in the way you look at it.

(What helps you stay focused on the big picture? Share in the comments.)

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A Great Find For Actors: Killthedoor.com

Evie... — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 21:13:33 +0000

Acting Out

Today starts out like a typical Monday–
I’m waiting like-FOREVER in a Casting Office, which generally makes me crazed (I’m already so nervous!) but luckily I’m sitting next to this cool girl, Ashley (who could easily pass for my twin) and–
She and I BOND.

The hour+ wait goes SO much faster because we keep trading Audition Horror Stories (We have A LOT of material to draw from!) I guess it‘s true about misery loving company, because we end up laughing a lot, which actually feels pretty good, since Auditions usually tend to make me feel more like crying or calling a Head Hunter to have my head examined for actually choosing to be in this insane industry.

Ashley’s recovering from being cast on a pilot for Cable and being fired before it’s even shot (Talk about depressing!) And I tell her how I felt when I was the only one being tested for a show on a Network (which I’ll refrain from mentioning just in case I ever go up in front of them again) and after Producers tell me (before the test) that I’m definitely “The Girl”— when the test is over, my Agent finds out that they’ve decided to keep looking. WTF!

The best part about sitting next to Ashley, besides meeting someone new to hang out with, is that she turned me on to killthedoor.com.

Killthedoor.com is THE place to go for Actors –

On the site it says–
We are agents, managers, casting directors, acting coaches and actors who want to give you a leg up on the competition.

It has inside info about what’s REALLY happening in the industry PLUS “Members Only” Discounts to Acting Classes, Coaching, Headshots and more.

The Posts on Killthedoor are–
Real
Insightful
Fascinating
Intriguing
And Definitely about– FINDING THE FUNNY.

Just added Killthedoor.com to my Bookmarks Toolbar, so I can check-in regularly.

I’ve decided that Killthedoor.com is like sitting next to Ashley every single day. Nice!

(When have you been surprised by a “typical Monday” ? Let me know in the comments. )

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Casting Directors: Feedback

Evie... — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:36:35 +0000

facing fears

CASTING DIRECTORS (CD’S) are just PEOPLE, right? At least that’s what I keep trying to remind myself. And like People, some get you, some don’t. Usually I’m pretty good about getting “a sense”-- but sometimes the perceptive part of my brain totally sabotages me.

I tend to walk into the room, and immediately get judge-y about what the CD is thinking. So in addition to remembering my lines, this whole other conversation is going on in my head about whether or not the CD thinks I’m right for the part and this all happens before I even open my mouth to say, “Hi, I’m Evie.”

Basically it’s a no-win situation, because before the CD has decided what he/she thinks of me, I’ve already decided for him/her and it sort of becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Ugh! If I could just reverse my thinking, I could make the self-fulfilling prophecy a positive one instead of a negative one.

Listening to CD’s -- A Confusing Mix

Feedback that just makes me nuts because it’s so not helpful includes classic lines like--

They decided to go younger.
They decided to go ethnic.
They decided to go a different way.

On the other hand, sometimes CD’s call me in much later for something else, because they really liked me before (but I didn’t know that then because I didn’t get a callback.) It might not happen right away, but when it does, good feedback after the fact is really nice to get.

My favorite CD’s are super easy to be around. They smile (and actually mean it), give good notes and allow do-overs when they like you. Even when I’m not right for a part, when I’ve just auditioned for a pro and I get the message that I’ve done well, I leave feeling good about the process.

Of course the best feedback of all comes in the form of an INSTANT CALLBACK (sometimes before I even have time to get home.) That’s when I’m filled with “Glee”--
It makes me feel all sparkly inside. Ahhh…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0X_lNU_Vpg

(What makes you feel all sparkly inside? Let me know in the comments.)

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Facebook Fan Page = Bad Timing?

Evie... — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:02:25 +0000

My number's missing zeroes

My Facebook Fan Page

Makes me feel a little–

Desperate
Pathetic
Lame
Insane
Psychotic

I don’t get why it’s a good idea to have a Fan Page now at the lowest point of my career–

At least it feels lowest.

Oh no! What if it gets lower than this?

(help save me from total embarrassment and pu-leeze become a fan)

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