I HATE Google Alerts
Will is such an ass he thinks it’s funny, but in less than 24 hours, I’ve managed to get a career’s worth of
bad press.
I think I’m keeping the sucking tabloids in business…
What, the trades need a bailout so they gotta target me?!
Hell, the Calendar section — Nikki Finke — Perez Hilton — !?!
O! M! G!
Could we get a little stock market crash or tsunami or asteroid attack
please!
— to get the 24 hour news cycle off me?!
“Breaking News” and it’s MY CAREER THAT’S BREAKING!!!
It’s in/sane… No phone, no going outside, Josh says to stay away from the windows, I hope dad doesn’t… oh god…– and screw TV, I’m unplugging everything, cuz this Google Alerts experiment is going crazy with the news…
KILL… ME.. NOW…
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[ This post was mentioned on Twitter: Evie Stewart said: Hi Polly! You @20sb guys are great — here’s the short reason why I hate google alerts when I usta love em – http://bit.ly/3zlyp4 ]